Saturday, September 24, 2005
outcome of 2dae's quarrel.. saddening conclusion..
*gf wanted for good-looking male*
- looks remotely human (think me n above)
- sweet at all times
- gentle at all times
- doesnt cry more than 3 times a week
- can cook n clean
- slim n tall
- wun even speak to another livin male
- wun receive msges frm other males
- doesnt come frm rjc
- wun turn a single head
- poor
- understanding to all needs
- slack n non-mug at all
- doesnt shop
limited spaces
interested applicants plz sign up
*bf wanted for ___ girl*
- caring
- able to tolerate frequent mood swings
- able to tolerate frequent crying
- able to sleep after 12am
- able to take care of a little girl unable to take care of herself
- non-violent
- non-critical
- non anti-every-other-male-on-planet-Earth
- wont ever abandon a girl
- gives certain amt o freedom
- sensitive to a girl's needs
- able to predict what's in her head
limited spaces.
interested applicants plz sign up.
* i'll close my eyes and remember. 6:45 AM *
